bgm05:

i fucking hate what the internet has done to my sense of humor. i won’t laugh at most real jokes but an image like this has me in literal tears

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sourcreammachine:

rule

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coldgoldlazarus:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It’s me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here’s the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

Modern writing advice: Yes your protagonist should have flaws but ultimately we should root for them and like them from the beginning :)

Charles Dickens: Here is the worst ugliest rudest meanest nastiest bitch you’ve ever met in your life.

Modern writing advice: Make sure your POV character goes through a significant arc! Make sure they are changed by the narrative! Make sure they learn a lesson!

Narrators of every book of the 19th century: the lesson I learned is these people fucking suck, sayonara you freaks

Modern writing advice: It’s all about the character overcoming obstacles and learning! They learn their lesson so they can fix their mistakes and make good choices in the future! It’s a character arc! It’s called growth! Readers love it!

Everyone from ancient times through the 19th century: would you like to watch a Guy fuck up twenty times in a row

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the-jellicle-duelist:

boypussyparty:

time to evil jerk off

COUNTER SPELL

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noyob:

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my vision for femc/yukari

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freyafukunaga:

The tumblr dashboard section that lets you switch between "Following" and "For You." "For You" is listed four times.ALT

tumblr being very adamant right now

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outofcontexttokusatsu:

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limestone-vs-sandstone:

postnuclearophelia:

fartgallery:

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

he got raptured

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posted 1 day agoAugust 22, 2023 with 118,066 notes - via / origreblog

maimonidesnutz:

picture of a carbon atom with the words “the whole world was created for me” and “I am but dust and ashes” written into their particles.ALT

There’s a teaching in Judaism that one should carry two notes, one in each pocket. One should say “I am but dust and ashes,” and the other should say “the whole world was created for me.” They are seen as opposites; you check one when you’re feeling down on yourself and the other when you’re feeling especially full of yourself. The idea is to maintain balance, but I think the way to achieve full harmony is to realize how they are saying the same thing.

That’s why I have imagined them as a carbon atom. Carbon is a main component of dust (and ashes), but also one of the main building blocks of life. Carbon simultaneously encompasses all. It’s in us, it’s in the stars, the planets, the trees. We are built to exist, yet we are also the building blocks of existence. If we keep both in mind, we can live in balance all the time.

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meatcute:

pick one. this is your new roommate

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posted 1 day agoAugust 22, 2023 with 23,622 notes - via / origreblog